Tripleshot Cycling

They may not have the best food in town, but:

• their portions are huge,
• we can keep an eye on our bikes,
• they bring waters right away,
• they're usually reasonably cheerful about our slug-trail of mud and sweat, and
• their lease has been extended to March 2021.

Cons ...

1. Pluto is not even a planet anymore.
2. They do not serve decaffeinated coffee.
3. When Rolf eats there frequently he begins to look and act like this ...

Some of us enjoy eating, Johnny.

It must be horrible to think all food looks like:

But Ralph, you didn't know me before I started exercising ...



... since then, my relationship with food has been all about the ...



That said, can we stop gifbikering like an old couple and be buddies again?