$20 found at Friday coffee

[Rolf]

I found this on the floor by our table at Shoal Pt. this morning.



Let me know if (a) it’s yours, and (b) you’re lying.

If it remains unclaimed by Monday, I will donate it to the TS youth team (or alumna/alumnus.)

[Roland]

Looks exactly like a $20 I had once, so it's probably mine.

[Rolf]

I can’t believe you remember back six years ago, when you last showed up for coffee, Roland. Impressive!

But since you suspiciously avoided question (b), the bill’s still up for grabs.

[JTyre]

Three truths:

1. Rolf's an honest man.
2. Roland's evil.
3. It's Jill's. It spilt out of her jersey while she was passing TS cheques to Martin.

I am sure though that Jill won't hold it against you if you passed it forward to the Youth Group. We have already paid our December rent, and with our present supply of cheese and dry crackers we should be able to make it to January with the funds we have.

John

[Jill]

I agree with John on all accounts
(for a change )