Tripleshot Cycling

Rolf and Alan are now wantonly and routinely deserting me with day trips to Vancouver. For this reason I'm accepting applications to replace them. Experience with animated GIFs would be an asset.

I'll be holding a trial trail run starting departing 6:05 tomorrow morning Fri. April 13 from OBH. Destination TBA.

As for Rolf and Alan I expect they will try and abuse me over this news. As preempt I offer this,



Thank you for your attention,
Johnny Tyre

I'll help you sift through all the candidates, John. Should be stormy and fun.

But only because you posted a Larry David-ism and juxtaposed "trial" and "trail".

[My brain (like Brian's brain) is wired weird. ]

Just saying....

Rolf, your illogical word associations are either genius or an early sign of psychotic mental illness. I'll bring out the inkblots on tomorrow's crossride. You are riding right?

And Alan, what makes you think this is a trap?

John, man, you definitely crossed the line. I bet that Gif will be censored the next time el Presidente pokes his nose into our site....

When you, Alan, start pointing out the line to me I know I'm in deep doo-doo. And so Martin, would you please replace Larry in the laundry with this chestnut that Greg has been circulating,



Thank you.

Hey, how’d I get swept up into this e-fusillade? I’m just going to keep chilling at home, doing my own thing...

Is there a Sunday ride?
I unfortunately do not have the Gif t for for a witty post.

James

I value a solid pun like that much more than a GIF.

I’m trying MTB tomorrow, James. Alan’s off building a treehouse and John’s trying to redeem himself with the roadies, so I think the fine tradition of TSCX Sunday might take a wobble tomorrow.

Unless someone else (like you!) posts a ride...