Tripleshot Cycling

Alan's piece in the T-C on the ongoing opioid epidemic is written in his typically level-headed manner. I hope it's just a matter of (not a lot of) time before we manage to "...curb society’s underlying dependence upon drug-company money for doctor training."

One should never consume mainstream media (especially written by health policy wonks).
Here's why, according to the Onion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guaLbl_WmVw

I was actually a little worried when the Onion started doing videos that they may not be able to match the high quality of their written satire. Boy, was that a misplaced fear. F*cking brilliant "live reporting" too. Kudos, Onion.

But Alan, you haven't addressed the issue of the subject line... Too busy huffing glue to test for its ability to blunt the stabbing pain inflicted on your ego on the TS forum?