The ABCs of Not Riding Like a Dick
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:12 pm
The ABCs of Not Riding Like a Dick*
A is for Asshole: “A” fast, and “A” tough,
Yet rides with the B’s, to show off his stuff.
It’s all manly proof like the sprint of today’s,
Steve farts at the B’s then upgrades to the A’s.
B is for Bonehead, who’s lithe and who’s quick,
Yet sandbags the ride, as we all mumble “dick.”
We know what he’s got, as he pushes the pace,
But he’s also a twat, every ride is a race.
C is for Cock, as in Cock-a-doodle-do,
Preening his feathers while laughing at you.
We finish the sprint, the B’s barely alive,
Considerate Steve snorts “Rule # Five!”
*This term should not be used lightly, but today its use was upheld and endorsed by our President Emeritus, Sir Peter Lawless, who when explained what Steve did this morning, shelling the B’s and then joining the A’s, levied this fine judgement: “Yeah, that sounds like a dick. Everyone knows you always dance with the one who brung ya.”
A is for Asshole: “A” fast, and “A” tough,
Yet rides with the B’s, to show off his stuff.
It’s all manly proof like the sprint of today’s,
Steve farts at the B’s then upgrades to the A’s.
B is for Bonehead, who’s lithe and who’s quick,
Yet sandbags the ride, as we all mumble “dick.”
We know what he’s got, as he pushes the pace,
But he’s also a twat, every ride is a race.
C is for Cock, as in Cock-a-doodle-do,
Preening his feathers while laughing at you.
We finish the sprint, the B’s barely alive,
Considerate Steve snorts “Rule # Five!”
*This term should not be used lightly, but today its use was upheld and endorsed by our President Emeritus, Sir Peter Lawless, who when explained what Steve did this morning, shelling the B’s and then joining the A’s, levied this fine judgement: “Yeah, that sounds like a dick. Everyone knows you always dance with the one who brung ya.”