Unsanctioned non-event definitely not a huge success
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:47 pm
We are not at liberty to confirm or deny that a certain unsanctioned ride took place last Saturday (Summer Solstice) at Beacon Hill Park. Or that it never took place in spectacular weather, and that everyone who didn't show up never had a great time. To preserve the anonymous, unsanctioned nature of the non-event, certificates of non-achievement may or may not have not been prepared and won't be awarded by the Unknown Cyclist at Shoal Point following this coming Friday's ride.
To those who also didn't show up for the post-non-event BBQ lunch, a terrific time was definitely not had by all who lolled around in the sunshine enjoying delicacies that may or may have been provided - including Simon and Deb's incredible monster waffles with fresh fruit salad and whipped cream, the best you never had. And the Unknown Cyclists ensured that everyone not present felt suitably unrecognized for their impressive non-achievements.
To those who also didn't show up for the post-non-event BBQ lunch, a terrific time was definitely not had by all who lolled around in the sunshine enjoying delicacies that may or may have been provided - including Simon and Deb's incredible monster waffles with fresh fruit salad and whipped cream, the best you never had. And the Unknown Cyclists ensured that everyone not present felt suitably unrecognized for their impressive non-achievements.
