Honey, can I go riding?

[Josh.E]

Hopefully this doesn't ring true for anyone on here..........

(pottymouth language warning)
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6694173/

[Rolf]

Laughing... weeping... laughing some more...

Up to 1:00 is verbatim from my kitchen. (Less the netball.)

[AdamD]

wow im glad i dont have to deal with that...yet

[Plawless]

from the second movie:

"who the F**K told you it was acceptable for a middle aged man to wear pink and blue lycra anyway"

'fess up which Tripleshotter (or theri wife) made the movie????

[Alan]

The best line in the second video is a classic comment I expect Pete uses with his wife:

"Honey, you should have seen my sprint. I unleashed a large amount of power on the other fellows. I almost scared myself."

To which the wife replies: "I have seen your sprint, it is a f***ing joke...."

[Josh.E]

more like:
"I have seen your sprint, it is on the wrong f***ing lap"


LMFAO!!!! (and thinking of revenge, lots of revenge) <----PETER'S EDIT

[Josh.E]

Wow, Peter's voice is showing up in my posts now.....just like that voice in my head.

[Alan]

Next best line:
She says: Are you saying you're in shape? What a joke--you shave your legs and your breasts are bigger and softer than mine. I'm worried you're turning into a fat transvestite....

He says: Honey, please don't make funny of my shaved legs...

[RyanC]

I wish Josh or Shawn had posted a link to the sequel.

Poor Vincent lives the life we all fear...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6705475/

[RyanC]

Pink and blue are definitely his colours.