Twas a good ride, sorry you couldn’t join us.
For those who hadn’t heard, John forgot his helmet at home. Could have been a simple oversight, tho it’s also plausible that when John woke up and looked himself in the mirror, he saw himself as The Juggernaut and thought “I don’t need no helmet on me head!”
After Kenji and I patiently and persistently pointed out that he was, in fact, NOT the Juggernaut and really ought to wear a helmet while riding at Hartland (or anywhere, for that matter), John slammed the door on his car and peeled out of the parking lot like he was the designated driver for Thelma and Louise, shouting out the window “BUT I’M THE JUGGERNAUT, B***H!!!”
The looks from the other mountain bikers in the parking lot, still sheathing themselves in ballistic-grade Kevlar, said it all.
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