Bottle left at coffee - Point Grey Triathlon

[Rolf]

PM me if it's yours. I'll try to bring it out on Friday.

What's involved in a Pt. Grey Triathlon, I wonder? Competitive yoga, Maserati parallel parking, and Realtor wrestling?

[Claire]

Let's not delicately dance around the problem with this, Rolf. Which is that triathlons are dumb. In fact, I have a hard time believing that that innocuous water bottle is really from a triathlon. It doesn't have any high-tech or weight-saving features to offset the ineptitude and gadgetry addiction embodied by the average triathlete.

[Robgrant]

(says her with the new glittery aero carbon bike)

[BPhelps]

That's mine!!!

Blair

[Claire]

(says her with the new glittery aero carbon bike)

Which, I will hasten to add, bears none of the superfluous features added to tri-geek bikes in a feeble attempt by said geeks to offset their inability to excel at a single sport: no straw-enabled front-mounted water bottle, no misaligned aero bars, no bizarre geometry to prevent effective power transfer, no high-tech gadgetry and, perhaps most importantly, no urine residue.

[Robgrant]

The lady doth protest too much...

[Rolf]

I didn't find you among the five people who made it out on Friday, Blair. I'll just keep it in my second bottle holder for the time being and hope we run into each other. My fall ride schedule should be Wed/Fri/Sun.

If you'd like it earlier, PM me and I can leave it on a pre-arranged street corner or some such..