The Secret World of Moto-Doping

[Alan]

So, I've been outed. Now you all know why I have such enormous power to sometimes pedal hard enough to place 3rd in a B3 Beacon Hill Tripleshot sprint. You all wondered why I rode a titanium bike? I thought the thermal imaging would never, ever detect me... Ooh, the shame...

http://fittish.deadspin.com/secret-ther ... 1771492666

[Alan]

Geez, I didn't know it was so close to home...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQv0_ypKEP4

[Alan]

Ooh, and this one too...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv5F5N6mFf0

[AJ Neale]

And you sir can win every Beacon Hill sprint .....even immediately after your hip surgery with this:

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified- ... r_27089369