A solution to the crack problem

[Lister Farrar]

Everything old is new again! I prefer suspenders to wedgie-inducing bibs, and some tights are sold without a 'bib', exposing more than we want to see. For ages they have been unavailable (I had to buy elastic and con my wife into re-sewing mine) , but MEC has them again.

http://www.mec.ca/Products/product_deta ... 4442619949

Good too for quick 'nature calls' without completely disrobing.

[Alec]

Lister, I have seen those before at MEC. They come in 2 sizes - Camel Toe and Moose Knuckle.

I think you should just have your wife sew in the elastic.


Alec

[Lister Farrar]

Well, those with limited mechanical skills might have a problem with the adjustment buckles. But if you can shift gears, you should be able to steer a comfy course short of "Camel Toe" or"Moose Knuckle".

If you mean elastic on the top of the shorts, I'm sure you would agree any contribution to more muffin tops is not welcome. What was it Pete said about a 10 lb sausage in a 7 lb skin?

But this is really all about any excuse to get naked in a public toilet isn't it?

[Roland]

Aren't bibs just shorts with built in suspenders?

I highly recommend skinsuits. None of these issues. And just pee before you leave the house.