Too stupid to merit further mention? It's brilliant! Riding in the dark without having to wait for winter, PLUS it might not even be cold and raining (my Intellicast App says it'll be clear, more or less). What could go wrong other than:...and besides, the only alternative solution I heard proposed ("Let's start at 11:59 Friday night and ride until dawn") is too stupid to merit further mention...
- Drunk drivers with phonecams shooting home versions of Fast and Furious 7 outside the petting zoo;
- Drunk partying pedestrians setting up neck-level tripwires as a harmless prank;
- Drunk spectators getting into the Tour de France spirit by grabbling SSS Century participants as they ride by, taking over Kate's vehicle and turning it into a brothel, etc.
- Drunk raccoons providing furry and surprisingly solid mobile speed bumps
OK, 4 a.m. it is...